Cubicle Gangster
Helping to maintain the level of gangsta in the modern corporate workplace…
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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-08
Posted on February 8th, 2010 No comments- Ugh…. doing end of year bullshit for my landlady. Somehow my numbers are never right. I had no idea this would be such a pain in the ass. #
- Tom Sizemore's lady looks like one of the chicks from the "Night of the Living Baseheads" video… http://bit.ly/c9VhXj #
- way to go n'awlins… ugh #
- Dear Will i Am… PLEASE go to hell. #
- George W Bush would have used all of this talk of Dwight Frini's ankle as a great distraction to invade a 3rd world country… #
- Watching "Whip It"… #
- Had a weekend full of friends and podcasting. Tonite's episode with my friends @sarahhoopes and Dave was one of the best yet! Now sleep. #
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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-07
Posted on February 7th, 2010 No comments- Gettin' ready to do yet another podcast… I got 3 lined up in the next 4 days. I'M AN ANIMAL!! #
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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-06
Posted on February 6th, 2010 No comments- The office puppy now exclusively underneath my desk or next to my chair. I have to admit it's kinda nice to be the favorite for once… #
- I'm the ODB, as you can see… FBI don't you be watchin' me! #
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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-05
Posted on February 5th, 2010 No comments- OUTLOOK. IS. STUPID. #
- Wow. @mac_lethal vs @illmaculate 2004 Scribble Jam finals. Amazing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAd6fw_9X1Q #
- Nice! @DarthBlazer just got some love on TNT as Andre Miller hit that amazing layup. #
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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-04
Posted on February 4th, 2010 No comments- New puppy in the office!! http://twitpic.com/1188ep #
- New office doggie is sleeping in my cubicle. http://twitpic.com/118ddi #
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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-03
Posted on February 3rd, 2010 No comments- I skype chatted with my mom in CA last night. It was equally parts awesome and surreal. #
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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-02
Posted on February 2nd, 2010 No comments- I SERIOUSLY hate getting caught in mobius strips of phone greetings… it's not really my favorite way to spend my afternoon. #
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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-01
Posted on February 1st, 2010 No comments- RT @bdolansthoughts: You know when Nickelodean creates a rap band to rap about the letter C or something? That's how corny BEP are to me. #
- I just shouted the phrase "Dick Pillow" at my computer (just made it up) and @B_Face_Killah hasn't stopped laughing for the past 5 minutes. #
- Can the Black Eyed Peas tourbus PLEASE just burst into flames, fly off a cliff already, and be eaten by a giant land-shark already? #
- WHAT IS GOING ON?!? Jamie Foxx, T-Pain, Doug-E Fresh, some fat lady, and SLASH doing the November Rain solo?!? Grammies jumped the shark.. #
- Is that Lady Gaga playing piano for that country band? Oh wait… that's Leon Russell… easy mistake… #
- MIGHTY MOS!!!!! #
- I seriously can't believe that Wheelchair Jimmy is going to be performing at the Grammy's…. this is what the world's come to?? #
- Somewhere in the audience T-Pain is trying to figure out how to get Andrea Bocceli singing into auto-tune… #
- It's THE DUDE!! That rug really tied the room together. #
- RT @chopshopzak: QT looks like "Fat Vegas" Elvis. Love this look. Keep it QT.. KEEP THAT SHIT! #
- It's really weird seeing Eminem sharing the stage with these two dudes… he's got more lyrical skill in his pinky than they do put together #
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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-31
Posted on January 31st, 2010 No comments- I have no idea why not… RT @djmark7: At The Belvedere…Trying to convince girls I'm Tom Selleck but it's not proving successful so far #
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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-30
Posted on January 30th, 2010 No comments- TGIF! #
- Great. Just went to upgrade my wordpress site and managed to break it. Thanks, automatic upgrade! #
- My brand new work laptop just experienced it's very first BSOD… you always remember your ifrst… #
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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-29
Posted on January 29th, 2010 No comments- Worst… driver… EVER. http://bit.ly/6CJjQQ (How did she even manage to do this?!?) #
- My friend @CodyWilson informed me I totally botched my "worst driver ever" link. Here is it for you. http://bit.ly/c6XWhu (it's amazing) #
- Not too stoked about the fact that my left arm's been tinging for the past week. That's how tense the muscles in my neck & shoulder are. #
- I'm more excited for @AdamRichman's 2-hr live Man Vs Food than the superbowl…. stop judging me, I can feel you people judging me… #
- THE SUNS WIN ON TNT!! I REPEAT… THE SUNS WIN ON TNT!!! WOW. #
- I've decided… from now on when I curse, I only want to do it like Senator Clay Davis from the Wire… "SHEEEEEEEEEEYEEIT….." #
- RT @steveagee: Here's a highlight reel for the new season of the Sarah Silverman Program! (RT the shit out of this) http://bit.ly/aSNVyW #
- I dunno if I buy the whole "best show on television" thing, but I freakin' love The Wire… it's damned good. #
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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-28
Posted on January 28th, 2010 No comments- my workplace is giving me up to $45 to buy a case for our new 14" laptops… Any recommendations? #
- VIVE LA BATUM!! RT @aptbyrosearena: Batum is playing like a god damn hero. He alone has half of Portland's points. BATUM! #Blazers #
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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-27
Posted on January 27th, 2010 No comments- I can already tell it's going to be another one of those days… #
- Nike retailers start reinforcing your doors NOW… RT @TheHoodNerd.com Air Jordan XI (11) Cool Grey Confirmed #
- Setting up my new work laptop… it's a PC, but it's way faster than what I got at home now! Not too shabby… #
- Quick poll: Who of you out there uses universal chat clients (one prog for all accounts) and which is the best / your favorite? Thanks! #
- Getting caught up on season 5 of The Wire… I f%ckin' love Omar… ya dig? #
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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-26
Posted on January 26th, 2010 No comments- Lady who lives above us broke her ankle & her mother has been staying with her. Weird hearing a woman in her 50's calling for her "mommy". #
- Million upon millions of dollars in damages… wow. http://bit.ly/8H6Jcy http://bit.ly/7gQTDr #
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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-25
Posted on January 25th, 2010 No comments- Rewatching yesterday's game (I missed the 2nd half)… All I can say is that @CV31 is a total bitch. Juwan shoulda shat down his throat. #
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