Cubicle Gangster
Helping to maintain the level of gangsta in the modern corporate workplace…
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Twitter Updates for 2009-07-02
Posted on July 2nd, 2009 No comments- Remember when Robin Williams was on Who’s Line? No? Well then click here: http://bit.ly/aj6dJ #
- Wow… Diet Rockstar is totally drinkable. Finally a diet energy drink that doesn’t TOTALLY suck. #
- I just went from perfectly happy to absolutely furious in the span on 5 seconds. Now I want to punch things. These are days I hate my job. #
- I hear someone stealing our recycling outside… every week it never fails. #
- My new favorite hobby is telling @djmark7 really long stories that go nowhere. His anger is tremendously entertaining. #
- Rewatching the 3/26 Portland vs Phoenix game. The one where Rudy went batshit insane and scored 5 points in just a few seconds. RUDY! RUDY! #
- Damn! I forgot how good Batum was in this game!! #
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Twitter Updates for 2009-07-01
Posted on July 1st, 2009 No comments- Hey @MTV, why don’t you do Rock ‘n Jock anymore?!? It’s probably the only thing that could get me to turn on MTV nowadays. BRING IT BACK! #
- So if the Blazers got Hedo… he’d be starting small forward and Batum would move to a back-up spot? And Outlaw would… get traded? #
- Finally calling T-Mobile so I can tear them a new one. These people are not on my good side right now. #
- Guh. I have to have Internet package to be eligable for the rebate. So I had to add it for like a month until I get the rebate, then cancel. #
- http://twitpic.com/8viyb Random Bam Margera sighting on Hawthorne. CKY performing tonight. Saw him get off the bus while I was getting lunc #
- BTW, you think it’s too much to hope that Yeezy signed Drake just so he’d stop biting? So he can shelve all Drake’s shit so it never drops? #
- If any of my followers work for a student loan collection agency please feel free to go play in traffic or eat the business end of a shotgun #
- I just fell on my ass while watering the garden, right in front of my landlady and her friend. Colossal coordination fail. #
- Phones are my enemy. Old friend calls, leaves a message, says he has a favor to ask. I call back, he won’t ask me over the phone. WTF. #
- My friend gave me hope. He said “Maybe he’s in a 12-step and is contacting all the people he’s wronged to apologize.” THAT would be awesome. #
- I think @shoegazefaceb VERY LITERALLY saved someone’s life just now. Wow… intense night… #
- Waiting for my nerves to settle down before I try to go to sleep. @shoegazefaceb probably saved our upstairs neighbor’s life tonite. Jeezus. #
- RT @livinglegends: The Grouch & Eligh - “All In” is now the FREE Music Video of the week on iTunes http://tinyurl.com/ls2d95 (Please RT) #
- Next pair of kicks on the list… they’re so gloriously tacky!! Why do I have such a passion for ugly shoes?? http://bit.ly/13qtLH #
- I think these are next… whaddaya think?? http://bit.ly/13qtLH #
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Twitter Updates for 2009-06-30
Posted on June 30th, 2009 No comments- cleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean… http://bit.ly/3CY7ac #
- SWEET! Entourage Season 5 is out tomorrow. Netflix sent me Disc 2 yesterday and is sending Disc 1 today (???). B says I look like Turtle. #
- HAHA!! RT: @pdxtrailblazers: http://twitpic.com/8srei - Rudy works his biceps through the popular kid toss exercise. I saw at least 30 reps. #
- This one is just for @janakid - RT: @pdxtrailblazers: Camp Rudy “poolside”, ladies, please control yourselves. http://bit.ly/17ahnI #
- FINALLY got around to setting up an group in twitter. No longer will you people I give a crap about be buried beneath a sea of celeb tweets! #
- This is absolutely genius. Bravo!! http://vimeo.com/5386848 #
- You think with all that money homie could afford a real graphic artist or at least spellcheck? Downlaod? http://twitpic.com/8tu6x #
- Watched Anchorman again. Makes me want to pick up writing my dumb script again. Haven’t touched it in a few months. I am a creative vacuum. #
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Twitter Updates for 2009-06-29
Posted on June 29th, 2009 No comments- LOL at the USA Goalie with the Dikembe Mutumbo finger wag… #
- BTW, woke up this morning to discover that the landlady had caught yet another skunk… supposedly on purpose this time. Apartment reeked. #
- Rare productive day: Laundry, pulling ferns, cleaned fishbowl, watered garden. Now taking a break before ironing and trip to Safeway. #
- Oh, and we swept the walk too. Plan to reward myself with a waffle cone from Ben & Jerry’s. Nice having one a few blocks away. Yum. #
- Watching “Whale Wars”. This program looks pretty awesome. Hippies waging war against Japanese whalers. Totally crazy. #
- OK. “Monsters Inside Me” officially looks like the most horrifying television show I’ve ever seen in my life. ugh. #
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Twitter Updates for 2009-06-28
Posted on June 28th, 2009 No comments- HA! I’m watching @steveagee and @SammLevine live http://bit.ly/13utXN. Just asked Samm which he liked more, Family Guy or That’s So Raven. #
- Monkeys have standards? RT @michaeljnelson: Actual sentence in book: “60% of middle-age monkeys in captivity are obese by monkey standards.” #
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